YanniGogolak
My name is Derek! I’m a kleptomaniac pigeon. I’m often on the set of a movie. Every time I steal some new thing, it can be clothes or shoes, sometimes I steal hats and other props. Damn it, I stole Luke Skywalker’s clothes once. I’m dragging all this to my house, it’s not comfortable to walk around the house, but since I’m a pigeon, I don’t need a lot of space.
Sometimes I like to drink a glass of another whiskey, and sometimes a bottle…at this very moment, I’m blown away and I change into actors’ clothes and act out their roles and lines, I know them all by heart, so I’m doing pretty well, though I’m already too drunk to remember this for sure. In the morning I’m looking through photos of how I went crazy yesterday. It’s a nightmare.
But it’s even more of a nightmare that some guy stole a flash drive with my photos and posted them on the Internet.
Friends, let’s buy them back, well, it’s a shame there, of course there are cool ones, but damn it..