therealheinzer
Hi community!
Today I want to present to you one of my favourite #Toomal #NFTs, since it is a crazy-funny looking Alpaca! I know Alpacas are not exactly the same, but let me present you some of the best llama jokes (there are no good Alpaca jokes in my opinion):
What do llamas call the end of time?
Llamageddon
Did you hear about the woman who broke up with her boyfriend and moved to Peru?
What a llama queen
What sound does a llama’s doorbell make?
Llama-llama-ding-dong!
Facts about Alpacas that might supprise you:
- There are no wild alpacas – the alpaca is the domesticated version of the vicuña
- Around 6000 years ago the Andean people started to domesticate alpacas.
- Alpacas, native to the Andes, are happy living at altitudes up to 4800 metres.
- 99% of the world’s alpacas still live in South America.
- Llamas and alpacas can breed, and their babies are called huarizo.
- Alpaca fur incredibly soft and does not retain water. In fact, it’s the second strongest animal fibre after mohair.
- The members of an alpaca herd will all use the same loo rather than pooping randomly.
- It’s funny to see female alpacas queuing for the loo in a line – they like to ‘go’ together!
- Alpacas don’t have teeth in the top-front of their mouths, which is why they sometimes look a bit goofy.
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Wishing you all the best!