therealheinzer
I want to present you my newest mint! A beautiful female wild duck! So what can I tell you about ducks, that you might not have known? Pretty hard I guess. Let’s try anyway.
Did you know…
- … that ducks are ominvorous? They will eat grass, aquatic plants, insects, seeds, fruit, fish, crustaceans and others.
- … ducks can close one eye and put half their brain to sleep?
- … ducks are intelligent? Researchers found that as soon as ducklings hatch, they have a remarkable degree of abstract intelligence.
- … male ducks have long penises? The Argentine Lack Duck (Oxyura vittata) has a 17″ long penis, one of the longest in the animal kingdom.
- … ducks can live longer than dogs? The oldest verified duck ever has lived to an age of 20 years. Funny Side fact: Her name was Desi the Duck.
What most of you already know is, that I am the really funny guy, so take these duck jokes:
What is storytime called when you read to ducklings?
Ducktales!
Why did the duck go to the chiropractor?
To get it’s back quacked!
What do ducks use to fix things around their house?
Duck tape!
Hope that I could amaze you with these facts or cheer you up! Thank you very much for your time and your support!